“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins.
“Professor, I hear your wife has had twins. Boys or girls?” “Well, I believe one is a girl and one is a boy but it may be the other way around.”
How many Buckeye
How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. But he gets three hours credit.
Q: What do college students and deer have in
Q: What do college students and deer have in common? A: They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi
What do they call a bunch of Mississippi football players standing in a circle holding hands? A dope ring.
Q. How many law professors does it take to
Q. How many law professors does it take to change a light bulb? A. Hell, you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for
The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, so too the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will incur a hefty fine of $180. [...]
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the
Mrs. McKenzie was showing Corbett, the contractor, through the second floor of her new house to show him what colors to paint the rooms. “I’d like the bathroom done in white!” Corbett walked over to the window and shouted, “Green up! Green up!” “I want the bedroom in blue!” continued the woman. The contractor listened [...]
An applicant was being interviewed for
An applicant was being interviewed for admission to a prominent medical school. “Tell me,” inquired the interviewer, “where do you expect to be ten years from now?” “Well, let’s see,” replied the student. “It’s Wednesday afternoon. I guess I’ll be on the golf course by now.”
How does a New York University psychology
How does a New York University psychology major turn on his lights in the morning? By opening the car door.
A son is
A son is calling his mom from college, and telling her that he had just got his degree. The mother says: That’s great honey! What kind of degree? And the son, almost squealing with excitement says: The best one ever, a Celsius degree!
