Doctor,
Doctor, Doctor I’m scared of Father Christmas Doctor: You’re suffering from Claus-trophobia.
I’ve had a slight
I’ve had a slight accident with your sleigh, Father Christmas! Father Christmas: Oh no! That sleigh was in mint condition! That’s all right….now it’s a mint with a hole!
What do you get hanging from Father
What do you get hanging from Father Christmas’ roof? Tired arms!
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a
Father Christmas win a saucepan in a competition. Now thats what you call pot luck !
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes
Who sings “Love me tender”, and makes Christmas toys? Santa’s little Elvis.
What did the bald man say when he got
What did the bald man say when he got a comb for Christmas ? Thanks, I’ll never part with it !
Once upon a time there was a little girl who
Once upon a time there was a little girl who wanted a kitten for Christmas. Her mother couldn’t buy a kitten and parcel it up for Christmas Day, so she bought it a week before Christmas and gave it to the little girl. ‘You’re getting your Christmas present a week early this year,’ her mother [...]
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who
Elf: My favourite film is about the man who casts spells in the middle of a swamp. Father Christmas: That’s called ‘The Wizard of Ooze’!
I wouldn’t say
I wouldn’t say Christmas gnomes are ugly, But if beauty’s skin deep then they were was born inside out!
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind
Which of Santa’s reindeers needs to mind his manners the most? “Rude”olph
