Mandy was
Mandy was applying for a summer job. ‘How old are you?’ asked the owner of the store. ‘I’m twelve years old, Sir,’ answered Mandy. ‘And what do you expect to be when you grow up ?’ ‘Twenty one, Sir.’
Father: You’ve
Father: You’ve got 4 D’s and a C on your report. Son: “Maybe I concentrated too much on the one subject !”
A little girl was playing in the garden when
A little girl was playing in the garden when she spied two spiders mating. “Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?” she asked. “They’re mating,” her father replied. “What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?” she asked. “That’s a daddy long legs,” her father answered. “So, the other one is a mommy long [...]
After the baby was baptized,
After the baby was baptized, her four-year-old brother was crying inconsolably in the back seat of the car. “What’s the matter Johnny?” asked his concerned mother. Johnny replied: “that man said that he hoped our baby would be raised in a good Christian home…I just want her to stay with you guys.”
Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if
Eddie’s father called up to him, ‘Eddie, if you don’t stop playing that trumpet I think I’ll go crazy!’ Eddy replied, ‘I think you are already, I stopped playing half an hour ago.’
Teacher: “Why do we have a
Teacher: “Why do we have a Thanksgiving holiday?” Student: “So we know when to start Christmas shopping!”
I had a funny dream last night, Mom.
I had a funny dream last night, Mom. Did you? I dreamed I was awake, but when I woke up I found I was asleep.
A sweet little boy
A sweet little boy surprised his grandmother one morning and brought her a cup of coffee. He made it himself and was so proud. He anxiously waited to hear the verdict on the quality of the coffee. The grandmother had never in her life had such a bad cup of coffee, and as she forced [...]
‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen,
‘Mum,’ yelled Johnny from the kitchen, ‘you know that dish you were always worried that I would break ?’ ‘Yes dear, what about it ?’ ‘Well your worries are over.’
A whole family was caught in
A whole family was caught in a small boat during a sudden storm off the shores of Florida, but towed to safety in Fort Lauderdale by the ever alert U.S. Coast Guard. “I always knew God would take care of us,” said the composed five year old daughter of the boat owner after the family [...]
