Why was the cat afraid of the tree?
Why was the cat afraid of the tree? Because of the tree bark.
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get?
If a cat won an Oscar, what would he get? An a-cat-emy award.
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?
Why did the cat join the Red Cross ? Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !
Q: What kind of
Q: What kind of cats lay around the house? – A: Car-pets!
Why did the cat sleep under the
Why did the cat sleep under the car ? Because she wanted to wake up oily !
How is cat food sold ?
How is cat food sold ? Usually purr can !
Teacher: Name four members of the cat
Teacher: Name four members of the cat family Pupil: Daddy cat, mummy cat and two kittens !
What cat purrs more than any other ?
What cat purrs more than any other ? Purrsians !
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed
A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me… They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet [...]
Little Tim
Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster was up to, he politely asked, “Whatcha doing, Tim?” “My goldfish died,” replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. “And I’ve just buried him.” The neighbor was concerned. “That’s an awfully big [...]
