Policeman: Why did you lead me on a
Policeman: Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase? Motorist: Because you’d catch me on a slow one.
What kind of car drives over
What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.
Why did the car judder to a stop when it
Why did the car judder to a stop when it saw a ghost? It had a nervous breakdown.
Five Englishmen
Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border. The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: “Itsa illegal to putta fiva people ina Quattro.” “What do you mean it’s illegal?” asked the Englishmen. “Quattro means four,” replies the Italian official. “Quattro is just the name of the automobile,” the Englishmen says [...]
“Take the wheel, Harry!” said the
“Take the wheel, Harry!” said the nervous lady driver. “There’s a tree coming straight for us!”
Policeman: What do you think you’re
Policeman: What do you think you’re doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour? Driver: My brakes don’t work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.
What sort of a car has your dad
What sort of a car has your dad got? I can’t remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really – Ours only starts with gas.
Why do you have to wait so long for a
Why do you have to wait so long for a ghost train to come along? They only run a skeleton service.
Policeman: Didn’t you hear my
Policeman: Didn’t you hear my siren? Motorist: Sure, that’s why I sped up.
Policeman: Why were
Policeman: Why were you speeding when I stopped you? Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.
