Q: What is a bus ?
Q: What is a bus ? A: A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on
What do you call a man with a double decker bus on his head ? The deceased !
What “bus” crossed
What “bus” crossed the ocean? Columbus.
Have you seen the bus website?
Have you seen the bus website? Yes – it’s just the ticket!
Janet: What’s the
Janet: What’s the difference between a cake and a school bus ? Jill: I don’t know. Janet: I’m glad I didn’t send you to pick up my birthday cake !
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the
‘Is everyone in the bus?’ asked the driver before he closed the door. ‘No,’ called a lady, ‘wait until I get my clothes on.’ All the passengers in the bus turned towards the door to look at the woman. She got on with a bag full of laundry.
Conductor, do you stop
Conductor, do you stop at the Savoy Hotel? I should say not, on my salary!
Does this bus stop at the river?
Does this bus stop at the river? If it doesn’t there’ll be a very big splash.
Do buses and trains run on time?
Do buses and trains run on time? Usually, yes. No, they don’t. Buses run on wheels and trains run on the tracks.
What have I got in
What have I got in my hands? A double decker bus! You looked!
