Which political discussions between the
Which political discussions between the Russians and Americans keenly interest Burger Land citizens? The SALT talks!
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s
Where do the burgers go on New Year’s Eve? To a meat ball!
Who do hamburgers love on TV?
Who do hamburgers love on TV? Archie Bunker’s son-in-law, the meathead!
How can you tell which Burger
How can you tell which Burger Land baseball pitchers are left-handed? They’re the one’s wearing the left-handed ‘meats’!
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons?
Why do hamburgers make poor pigeons? They won’t talk no matter how you grill them!
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology?
Which of our meaty friends are into astrology? Those that are born under the sign of the Ham!
What is a hamburger’s
What is a hamburger’s favourite story? Hansel and Gristle!
What are some outstanding hamburger
What are some outstanding hamburger colleges? Brandeis, Cowlifornia State, Hoofstra, Pen State, Ranchelaer Polytechnic, Burgereley and Moosouri!
What great song is associated with
What great song is associated with hamburgers and baseball? ‘Steak Me Out to the Ballgame’!
Do
Do they really serve burgers in Transylvania? Very rare-ly.
