Peter: My brother wants
Peter: My brother wants to work badly! Anita: As I remember, he usually does !
A little demon came
A little demon came home from school one day and said to his mother, ‘I hate my sister’s guts.’ ‘All right,’ said his mother, ‘I won’t put them in your sandwiches again.’
My sister
My sister wanted to marry a man clever enough to make a lot of money but dumb enough to spend it on her !
Teacher: What’s this a
Teacher: What’s this a picture of ? Class: Don’t know, Miss. Teacher: It’s a kangaroo. Class: What’s a kangaroo, miss ? Teacher: A kangaroo is a native of Australia. Smallest boy: Wow, my sister’s married one of them
Sister: Mom wants you to come in
Sister: Mom wants you to come in and help fix dinner. Brother: Why? Is it broken?
Mother: Jared, get your little
Mother: Jared, get your little sister’s hat out of that puddle. Jared: I can’t mum, she’s got it strapped too tight under her chin!
My sister is so dim she thinks that
My sister is so dim she thinks that a cartoon is a song you sing in a car.
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks
Doctor, Doctor! my sister thinks she’s an elevator. Tell her to come in. I can’t. She doesn’t stop at this floor.
My sister went
My sister went on a crash diet. Is that why she looks a wreck ?
Michael: It’s hard for my
Michael: It’s hard for my sister to eat. Maureen: Why ? Michael: She can’t bear to stop talking.
