For his birthday the monster asked for a
For his birthday the monster asked for a heavy sweater. So they gave him a sumo wrestler!
Did you hear about the time
Did you hear about the time Eddy’s sister tried to make a birthday cake ? The candles melted in the oven.
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin?
What did the birthday balloon say to the pin? “Hi, Buster.”
Fred: Do you
Fred: Do you like the dictionary I bought you for your birthday? Harry: Sure. It’s a great present but I just can’t find the words to thank you enough.
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday
What is an elf’s favourite kind of birthday cake? Shortcake!
“I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.”
“I guess I didn’t get my birthday wish.” “How do you know?” “You’re still here!”
Johnny was racing
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’
Grandma, is it exciting being 99?
Grandma, is it exciting being 99? It certainly is! If I wasn’t 99 I’d be dead.
Why was the monster standing on his head at
Why was the monster standing on his head at the birthday party? He heard they were having upside-down cake!
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a
Why did you hit your birthday cake with a hammer? Because you said it was pound cake!
