What’s the definition of Polystyrene?
What’s the definition of Polystyrene? A plastic parrot!
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg
What do you call the outside of a hand gren-egg ? The bombshell !
What do you call a bird that
What do you call a bird that lives underground ? A mynah bird !
Why did the chick
Why did the chick disappoint his mother ? He wasn’t what he was cracked up to be !
What do parrots eat ?
What do parrots eat ? Polyfilla !
How do you make a tame duck wild?
How do you make a tame duck wild? Annoy it.
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting
Whose parrot sits on his shoulder shouting “Pieces of four”? Short John Silver!
What do you call the place where parrots make
What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
What do Scottish owls sing?
What do Scottish owls sing? Owld Lang Syne.
What do you call a rooster who
What do you call a rooster who wakes you up at the same time every morning ? An alarm cluck !
