Q: How so you call a
Q: How so you call a member of the finacial staff of the faculty of Biology? A: A Buy-ologist.
“A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
“A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says “That’ll be 80p [ATP]!”
There were these two Engineers who decided
There were these two Engineers who decided they would go moose hunting in the backwoods of British Columbia. As it happened, they lucked out and got a moose. Unfortunately, they were about a mile from their truck. They were having a tough time dragging the animal by the hind legs when a Wildlife Biologist happened [...]
A University had advertised for two
A University had advertised for two biologists to help in their mammalogy department, specifically with a group of captive grizzly bears. They had only two applicants – a beautiful young women biologist and an older male biologist. The mammalogist in charge of the project knew that not everyone can handle working with such fierce creatures [...]
An 8th grade boy was doing some
An 8th grade boy was doing some research for his career report at school. He asks his dad, “Father, how many wildlife biologists work for the Federal Government?” “The honest father replies, “Oh, I would say at least half of ‘em.”
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska
Garvin the mammalogist, was in Alaska studying polar bear. In sub-zero weather, he would spend 7 days out on the ice. But, after his 7 days in the field, he would return to the small town and spend a day or two resting up and drinking in the only bar in town. On one particular [...]
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician
Ben was assigned a new wildlife technician and she was driving him crazy. She was blonde and pretty and insisted on carrying beauty products in a little field bag – nail polish, hair care products, gels, creams and so on. One day they were driving the rugged four-wheel drive down a dirt road when a [...]
Dan had been studying whales for over 20
Dan had been studying whales for over 20 years and had made some thrilling breakthroughs regarding their communication. He had managed to decode many of their underwater sounds and to translate them into English. His latest research had proved that they can communicate over a distance of 300 miles. When asked what could they possibly [...]
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a
A pair of biologists are studying terns on a rock island just off the coast. While walking on a distant part of the island, they are shot at by a group of thugs operating a pot farm. This happens several times and the local law enforcement refuses to investigate. On their last day on the [...]
How many biologists does
How many biologists does it take to change a light bulb? Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
