Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because
Q: Why do bikes have kick-stands? A: Because they’re two-tired.
What did the bicycle call its
What did the bicycle call its dad? Pop-cycle
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose
What do you get if you cross a bike and a rose ? Bicycle petals !
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing,
The cyclist, passing a pedestrian crossing, runs into a man, and they both fall down. -”Geez, are you lucky.” The cyclist says. -”What do you mean by lucky ?” The pedestrian angrily asks. “I got hurt really bad.” -”Ah, you’re lucky because I recently lost my license. I usually drive a bus.”
Q: How many bikers does it take
Q: How many bikers does it take to change a light bulb? A: It takes two. One to change the bulb, and the other to kick the switch.
The school teacher was furious when Brad
The school teacher was furious when Brad knocked him down with his new bicycle in the school yard. “Don’t you know how to ride that yet?” he roared. “Oh yes!” shouted Brad over his shoulder. “It’s the bell I can’t work yet.
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more.
Our bank manager can’t ride a bike any more. Why not? He lost his balance.
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new
Johnny was racing around the garden on his new bicycle and called out to his mother to watch his tricks. ‘Look, Mum! No hands! Look, Mum! No feet! Waaah! Look, Mum! No teeth!’
What’s the hardest thing about learning to
What’s the hardest thing about learning to ride a bicycle? The road.
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday.
I went on a long bicycle ride yesterday. Farcical?
