I was once in a play called
I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role? No, just toast and marmalade.
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?
What should you do if you find a witch in your bed? Run!
How do you know when there is an elephant under
How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ? When your nose touches the ceiling !
A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her
A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. ‘Hello, Jenny,’ said the neighbour. ‘Isn’t it time for little girls to be in bed?’ ‘How would I know?’ asked Jenny. ‘I haven’t got any little girls.’
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace?
Why did the girl put her bed in the fireplace? Because she wanted to sleep like a log.
What do tigers wear in bed ?
What do tigers wear in bed ? Stripey pyjamas !
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog
What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed? Sleep on the sofa.
Why did the kid punch the bed?
Why did the kid punch the bed? His mother told him to hit the hay.
When is your mind like a
When is your mind like a rumpled bed? When it isn’t made up yet.
When does a bed grow longer?
When does a bed grow longer? At night, because two feet are added to it.
