Doctor: Your system needs freshening up a bit. I suggest you take a cold bath every morning. Patient: Oh, but I do, doctor. Doctor: You do? Patient: Yes, every morning I take a nice cold bath and fill it with nice hot water!
Adam: How did Mummy know you hadn’t had a bath? Eve: I forgot to dirty the towel, wet the soap and flood the bathroom.
Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway.
When a dirty kid has finished taking a bath, what is still dirty? The bathtub.
Two small time thieves had been sent by the Big Boss to steal a van load of goods from a bathroom suppliers. One stayed in the van as look out and the other went into the storeroom. Fifteen minutes went by, then half an hour, then an hour, and no sign of him. The look [...]
What happened to the tiger who took a bath three times a day ? After a week he was spotless !
Which birds steal soap from the bath ? Robber ducks !
What animal do you look like when you get into the bath ? A little bear !
What do you call the ring that worms leave round the bath ? The scum of the earth !
What criminal doesn’t take baths? A dirty crook.
