A baby polar bear goes up to his dad and asks, “Dad, am I pure polar bear?” The dad replies, “Sure you are son. I’m all polar bear, my parents are all polar bear, your mom is all polar bear, and her parents are all polar bear.” Still unsure the baby polar bear goes to [...]
Why does a mother carry her baby? The baby can’t carry the mother.
Why are babies always gurgling with joy? Because it’s a nappy time.
Why did the vampire baby stop having baby food? He wanted something to get his teeth into.
How does a baby ghost cry? “Boo-hoo! Boo-hoo!”
How do you get a paper baby? Marry an old bag.
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A series of funny dead baby jokes along with the song animal i have become by three days grace
What do you get if you cross a baby with soldiers ? Infantry !
