Fred came rushing in to his Dad. “Dad!” he puffed, “is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?” “That’s what they say,” said his Dad. “Well, give me an apple quick ? I’ve just broken the doctor’s window!”
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands? He brought it to school and said, ‘An Ape-lle for the teacher!’
What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ? Puff pastry !
What did the worm want to do when he grew up? He wanted to join the Apple Core (Corps).
What did the apple say to the apple pie? “You’ve got some crust.”
What kind of apple isn’t an apple? A pineapple.
What is the left side of an apple? The part that you don’t eat.
What kind of apple has a short temper? A crab apple.
Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard? Someone told him he should get an apple Mac
