Don’t you just hate the blatant
Don’t you just hate the blatant materialism surrounding Christmas? And aren’t you just dying to know what you got?
Do vegetarians eat animal
Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?
If you are driving at the speed of light
If you are driving at the speed of light and you turn on your head-lights, what happens?
Why is it that at class reunions you
Why is it that at class reunions you feel younger than everyone else looks?
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?
If buttered toast always
If buttered toast always lands buttered side down and a cat always lands on its feet, what would happen if you tied a pice of buttered toast on the back of a cat and dropped it?
Why, if the best things in
Why, if the best things in life are free, the next-best things are so expensive?
Why does an inspiring sight like a
Why does an inspiring sight like a sunrise always have to take place at such an inconvenient time?
If we are a country committed to free
If we are a country committed to free speech, then why do we have phone bills?
If you tell a joke in the forest, but
If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?
