What do you call an aardvark in a frying
What do you call an aardvark in a frying pan? A lardvark!
What do you call a three-footed aardvark?
What do you call a three-footed aardvark? A yardvark!
What command does the aardvark give most often
What command does the aardvark give most often when he sails? Snout about!
Who loves
Who loves hamburgers, French fries, and ants? Ronald MacAardvark!
What do you call an road construction
What do you call an road construction aardvark? A tarredvark!
Did you hear about the household appliance
Did you hear about the household appliance that eats ants and records TV shows? It’s the VCRdvard
Which aardvark holds the speed record?
Which aardvark holds the speed record? The nearsighted aardvark, who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
How do
How do you define an aardvark? Aan aanimal that resembles an aanteater!
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked
A man wanted a new aardvark so he looked through the classified ads. He phoned a number he found and an elderly lady answered. “How much are your aardvarks?” he asked. “They’re L6 each,” came the reply. “Did you raise them yourself?” inquired the man. “Oh yes,” she said, “Yesterday they were only L5 each.”
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a
What has six legs, two arms, four eyes and a tail? A man holding an aardvark.
